i wanna live in an cozy apartment where it rains a lot and it snows and i live near a coffee shop and read books all the time and fall in love with someone
I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.
- Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
- Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
dont judge a book by its cover. my math textbook has a picture of someone enjoying themselves on it. i did not enjoy myself at all
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
whenever i am out somewhere there is a 99% chance i am thinking about going home and sleeping
Thank you! Sure thing. I’ll check yours. Have a good day too! :’)